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[video | 9/21]

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy didn't mean to fall asleep at his costume/makeup workstation at the circus. But he did, and startled awake with a terrible realization. And he has to call Lust RIGHT AWAY.]

You need a costume, too! I don't even have a costume!

[He is not completely awake yet.]

[paishodown]

[ ... ]




[ What. ]

Why do I need a costume?

[exeggutorhead]

[Sorry Asami you look just enough like Lust that his half-awake brain isn't noticing the difference.]

Of course you need a costume!

You can't do trapeze for Halloween in your normal one, everyone's getting a new costume. I need to figure it out now.

[He's trying so hard to explain.]

[paishodown]

[ He must be drunk. That's it. He looks kinda tired... ]

Why would I want to do trapeze on Halloween?

[exeggutorhead]

[He just gives her the most baffled Look.]

Because you do trapeze all the TIME. It's your job.

[paishodown]

Envy...

[ THIS IS HER LIFE, NOW. ]

Have you had any berries lately?

[exeggutorhead]

What? No, Henry hasn't shared any--

[Wait. Waaiiiit a second.]

[He's starting to wake up properly, and squints at the screen.]

....you're not Lust.

[paishodown]

[ Are you shitting me ]

[paishodown]

[ No. He's not. ]

[paishodown]

Of course I'm not!!

[exeggutorhead]

[WHOOPS]

Sorry! I meant to call her, and I just woke up! You just look a lot like her!

[paishodown]

Barely! Our hair is kinda similar, but that's it!

[ Asami Vanity Mode: Activate ]

[exeggutorhead]

More than kinda when the screen is so small...

[paishodown]

We don't even sound the same!

[ Lust doesn't even have an inexplicable California accent!! ]

[exeggutorhead]

I wasn't awake yet!

[GOD]

[paishodown]

Why did you message someone when you weren't even awake?

[exeggutorhead]

Because it was important!

[Or at least it had SEEMED VERY IMPORTANT.]

[paishodown]

Outfits for a Halloween trapeze act are what you call important?

[exeggutorhead]

They are important! It's our act, and I'm in charge of all the Halloween costumes and makeup for the circus AND the haunted house.

[It's a very important job!!]

[paishodown]

Important enough to call me in a half-asleep stupor?

[exeggutorhead]

[SIGH]

I just mis-dialed.

[paishodown]

I feel kinda bad for Lust, then.

[exeggutorhead]

[HEY NOW. Envy gives her a grouchy look, then rolls his eyes and settles back in his chair.]

At least you know me.

Lust's number has some issue where it gets mis-dials a lot. She met my friend Henry when he was trying to call me about bananas in the middle of the night.

[paishodown]

...That sounds less like an issue with her number and more like an issue with the person dialing.

[exeggutorhead]

[Hey don't you throw shade at his best friend Asami.]

[Even if she might in fact be correct HE'LL STILL BACK HENRY UP.]

No, it happens with other people too. I'm just saying.